just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
