There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I wear drunk well.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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