do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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