it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Can you repeat that, but with context?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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