By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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