Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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