So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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