nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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