She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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