I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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