Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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