I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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