he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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