next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
