Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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