one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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