And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
