I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
