Welp...herpes.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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