He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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