"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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