I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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