love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
