It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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