I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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