I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Found the puke drawer
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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