drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Damn victory sex feels great
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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