I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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