Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i barfeds in our rink
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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