i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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