Got a toothbrush?
I didn't shave. On purpose
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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