so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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