Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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