No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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