Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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