Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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