Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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