so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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