Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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