Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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