thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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