grandma shit on top of the toilet
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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