Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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