i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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