I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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