I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I cut my penus on the lid.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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