How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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