Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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