it wasn't lemon gatorade
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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