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hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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