found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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