whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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