All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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