just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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