what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize