Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Randomize
