i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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