i just google imaged poop.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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